Friday, 11th September, 2009
Seems to me the lives of Humans revolve around completely pointless tasks. And then they repeat them. The Head Human writes one book, and straight away starts another. Ever since I can remember.
I hear the Humans laughing at me – but what about their habits? Oh, don’t think I don’t notice – always commenting on me, inspecting me, analyzing me, using me as an excuse for their shortcomings. Ironic, isn’t it. According to them it is me who breaks wind after their dinner, me who provides an excuse for their solitary, unadventurous lives. ‘Oh Figaro is so attached,’ responds the Head Human when asked away on a holiday, ‘I don’t really like to leave him.’ Haven’t they heard of the common defence mechanism of Projection? Doesn’t the Head Human read ANY of the hundreds of books that line the shelves, hide under the covers, litter the bathroom sink, bedroom floor, all available flat surfaces?
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