It’s April Fool’s Day, and in honour of general foolishness, I thought I’d finish off my blog theme of working life with a quiz. Take it and find out if you’re foolish enough to be a novelist! I’d like to point out, of course, that I love being a writer, and that this quiz is not intended to imply in any way that my colleagues in the writing biz are fools. But it does take some unusual qualities – and priorities – to make a person take to penning novels!
And finally, a big shout out to my friend Kate Gordon, whose absolutely amazing novel Thyla is released today. (Kate is nobody’s fool. Although I suspect that, like me, she wouldn’t be averse to wearing a hat with bells on it …)
1. Someone hands you this. How do you see it?
A. Glass half full
B. Glass half empty
C. Glass might be poisoned … or magical!
2. Which cafe would you choose to frequent?
A. The one with the really hot waiter / waitress. Who cares about the food?
B. The one with the best food and quickest service. Who cares what the staff look like?
C. The one with the table in the back corner where you can hear the staff discussing their fascinating personal lives.
3. Which work-related moment would make you happiest?
A. Your colleagues telling you how pleased they are that you got that big promotion.
B. Getting a huge pay rise.
C. Receiving a box full of brick-shaped paper objects with your name printed in shiny letters on the front.
4. You show a friend a painting you were planning to enter in an art contest. They tell you that, to be honest, it sucks. How do you react?
A. You’re a bit hurt, but whatever. It’s not like you thought you were the next Van Gogh.
B. You tell them that they just don’t appreciate true art and enter it anyway.
C. You hide the picture under your bed and go around feeling depressed. When you can finally bear to, you take a look at the painting, heave a sigh and start again from scratch.
5. Your brother gives you a jester’s cap, complete with bells, as a jokey birthday present. Do you wear it?
A. Yeah – it gets a few laughs at your party. Then you put it in a drawer in case you’re invited to a fancy dress event some day.
B. No. You wouldn’t be seen dead in something so embarrassing.
C. Yes. But really only when you’re working at the computer. And at fantasy conventions. And medieval fairs. And while shopping, if you’ve forgotten to take it off.
If you got mostly A’s: You’re one happy, well-balanced person! You probably enjoy socialising and thinking positively about life, which means you’d have lots of joy to bring to your writing. But before thinking about becoming a novelist, you might want to ask yourself: do I really want to spend months at a time shut up alone with my computer, stressing over character development and overused adverbs?
If you got mostly B’s: You’re an extremely sensible individual. Even though you might enjoy a good book, you’d probably rather have a career that pays well and offers stability. And fair enough – someone has to do all the non-wordy jobs around here!
If you got mostly C’s: You are the quintessential Fool. Get out that cap and bells and fire up that netbook, because only someone as foolish as you would choose to become a novelist! You’ll probably never be rich or powerful (heck, you may never even get served, sitting over there in the corner), but if you can bear all the redrafting, agonising over plot holes and reading of gut-wrenching reviews, you just might have the chance to live in worlds of your own creation and share those worlds with thousands of people. What more could you ask for?